tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post115880867961250382..comments2009-11-15T09:06:01.904-06:00Sarcastronoreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1159085857950316892006-09-24T03:17:00.000-05:002006-09-24T03:17:00.000-05:00I bet you thought I was anon, didn't you. You ODB. omedetouGandalf Mantoothhttp://dorknation.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1159054484645852792006-09-23T18:34:00.000-05:002006-09-23T18:34:00.000-05:00Thanks for the congrats, all.<BR/><BR/>Anon, I'm sure your mother already told you how well my weinie works.Sarcastrohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17861692897126093122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1159048429799874952006-09-23T16:53:00.000-05:002006-09-23T16:53:00.000-05:00Gee,wadda ya know,ya wienie works.Big woo!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1159038076643387352006-09-23T14:01:00.000-05:002006-09-23T14:01:00.000-05:00Last time I got preggers I cried for days at the horror of childbirth. I mean JOY of childbirth. They are worth it. Congrats!Kathy T.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05961758096883399820noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1159027683154549582006-09-23T11:08:00.000-05:002006-09-23T11:08:00.000-05:00Great news!!Busy Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17718536805379060669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1159018175585293412006-09-23T08:29:00.000-05:002006-09-23T08:29:00.000-05:00congratulationsMaliahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08113268891801837789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1159016468978656652006-09-23T08:01:00.000-05:002006-09-23T08:01:00.000-05:00Good luck with little Mordecai...bridgetthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06952466542543845653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1159014367122452972006-09-23T07:26:00.000-05:002006-09-23T07:26:00.000-05:00Congratulations to you and your family! And thanks to you I now can't quite shake the image of Nicolas Cage wearing a pair of pantyhose on his head. I may have to rent Raising Arizona today.Jamiehttp://www.blondemomblog.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1159007805632351142006-09-23T05:36:00.000-05:002006-09-23T05:36:00.000-05:00Mrs. Sarcastro will not miss a thing by foregoing natural childbirth. Trust me. Why in the hell anybody would CHOOSE that option is beyond me. <BR/><BR/>How in the world do people keep news like this so quiet? Everytime I was pregnant everybody knew by the time Mr. Smiff had gotten up and got dressed.<BR/><BR/>What a fun time for your family. Maybe not Mrs. Sarcastro..Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1158993747921684622006-09-23T01:42:00.000-05:002006-09-23T01:42:00.000-05:00A sincere Congratulations to the four of you!<BR/><BR/>Get your sleep while you can.<BR/><BR/>Best,<BR/>RyanRyanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14875694868601785986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1158979925490927682006-09-22T21:52:00.000-05:002006-09-22T21:52:00.000-05:00holy fertilized egg, Batman!<BR/><BR/>Congratulations. It's just one surprise after 'nother, round this blog.<BR/><BR/>Are you registered at the 8th Avernue Kroger (singular!)?john hhttp://salemslots.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1158858341489842602006-09-21T12:05:00.000-05:002006-09-21T12:05:00.000-05:00I guess this means I win the pool.Kat Coblehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03033852895672599872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1158854549512622352006-09-21T11:02:00.000-05:002006-09-21T11:02:00.000-05:00Lindsay, I'm surprised there were any tests left. She bought like six of them. At one point, I considered taking a picture of all six glowing positive. Though they don't really glow, it would be cool if they did. You pee on the stick, turn out the lights, and if the stick starts glowing an ethereal green, you are pregnant. <BR/><BR/>Sara, screw that Lamaze deal. Mrs. Sarcastro is going to get cut up like a Thanksgiving turkey to get that little sucker out.Sarcastrohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17861692897126093122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1158852049131060512006-09-21T10:20:00.000-05:002006-09-21T10:20:00.000-05:00It sure was nice of Mrs. Sarcastro to marry you and make an honest man of you.<BR/><BR/>There is nothing more pitiful than a pregnant un-wed father.<BR/><BR/>The word of the day-Lamaze.saraclarkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12626146324187269115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1158851032978321072006-09-21T10:03:00.000-05:002006-09-21T10:03:00.000-05:00Congratulations! When I went to buy a pregnancy test, the clerk said I was the sixth person to come in for one that evening. You might be onto something.Suburban Turmoilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04268187677189105560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1158841117746163452006-09-21T07:18:00.000-05:002006-09-21T07:18:00.000-05:00Full moon, hell! Haven't you seen Village of the Damned?<BR/><BR/>I'll bet there are a bunch more pregnancies around the Nashville area.<BR/><BR/>If that kid pops out with white hair and glowing eyes, kill it immediately.<BR/><BR/>If not? Congratulations, you Breeder, ya!Exadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08390985769405201101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31372151.post-1158821392978768562006-09-21T01:49:00.000-05:002006-09-21T01:49:00.000-05:00For my reaction, refer yourself to <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/create.php" REL="nofollow">The Onion's 9/11 headline</A>.<BR/><BR/>Seventh seal indeed.<BR/><BR/>Now go make her a sandwich. I hope it's twins.sgazzettihttp://www.isoglossia.comnoreply@blogger.com