Brotherly Love

The other night we were discussing with 8 how life will be different once the baby arrives.

The conversation turned inevitably towards dirty diapers. It is impossible for 8 to go more than a few minutes without bringing up some kind of bodily function.

"Well, you are going to help change dirty diapers, aren't you?", we asked.

"No way I'm touching those things!"

"Why not?"

"I don't want to get near the baby's poop!"

"Aren't you going to help with the baby?"

"I might pet it."