Trick or Treat or Else

From the Wikipedia:
Libertarians and Classic Liberals have interpreted Robin Hood as a liberty-seeking anti-government independent. In this phrasing, the power structure of the Sheriff and Prince John are representative of the government, while Robin Hood and the Merry Men are the rebellious everymen, with Friar Tuck as an ambivalent Church. Robin Hood returns taxes, confiscated goods and private property to their rightful owners, the common individual citizen in this reading.

This one, not so much.


This Robin Hood went out last night to steal Reese's Peanut Butter Cups from the rich, and give them to himself. His brother, who could charitably be described as wearing a Jay Cutler costume decided he was too old to go trick or treating. So, he opted to stayed home and give out candy.

Here's the haul that brave Sir Robin brought in.















Before we left to raid the Nottingham subdivison, we had a weapons check.

"Wait, where's my trusty bow?"












"Oh, right. Thanks."